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Aries WoMAN

Sunday, April 19, 2009

ARIES WOMAN
my horoscope.....it's really really funny...and quite accurate i guess....thanks michele for sending the email....and the purple text are my comments...whether i think the statement is true or not..=)

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She thinks the world is watching her through the eye glasses of rose petal
frame(really meh??). She thinks people think and talk about her only about good things and
often disappoint to know the fact that they are not true and not even real, so she will feel hurt(i do get hurt, so this is true!). She think her path has to be a beautiful one. She think only good things so she prepares and always make arrangement for herself to be in the right path always, quite systematic indeed.(not really lar)

If there is no guy in her life, she will be busy with herself. This seemingly ordinary woman will push herself to meet her goal. Her face mostly will be slim and long, high cheek bone, Eye brow slightly curve up, slight tall more than short, thin lips and she will have quite a confusing or
mixture of character. (wow, quite accurate!!, especially the thin lips part!)

Sometimes, she will be very careful about guy she will mingle with. She thinks as if she has a main CPU in her head and she could memorize everything from her childhood. (wtf?? what CPU?? my memory is horrible)When she faces with problems, she will handle them and solving them very well, and at the same time showing other people that she has that capability. She can put her mind in solving problems in crisis better than many other Zodiac. Once she determine to do thing, nothing will stop her. ( this last sentence is true..if i want something, i will get it...i'm really really stubborn..=))

Woman in this Zodiac could be totally different from one woman to another woman. You could see her in the party dancing like flash dance or dirty dancing, as well you could also see her as an old fashion lady or a geek.(flash dance?? dirty dancing?? hahahahaha) She could be someone flashy and wanted by many men, or she could be a cold and non-social person.(i'm the cold type...defintely not the 'wanted by many men' kind...) She will have her own way to win you over. Once she choose you, she will need to be proud of you.

'Love' is not as important to her as 'Marriage'.(Marriage??? hmm... i wanna wait till 30 lar..) Her real goal in life is 'Safety' and her position in other people sight need to be 'Secure'. She
plans her life, and socially life easily and very carefully.(really meh??) She is also very artistic and realistic, so if you are a nobody or nothing, no chance because she loves ambition and a good life.(kinda true i guess...) She need lots of love,but do not want and do not belief in an occasional or unconventional love.(wtf?? everyone wants to be loved what.. dont you?)

She is a proud in nature type, so if you see a woman in this Zodiac come from a poor family, she will act like a woman from a noble family by birth anyway (ya meh?? noble family?? wtf??). She always look cool even when she is not.( haha, act cool..) She like to make people see her as 'secure and confident' even she is a mixed emotion and mixed character type.(more of depressing rather than mixed emotions..) If she is mad, you can tell right away and she can stay moody for quite a long time.(true, dont mess with me when i;m angry...i can be really bitchy when i;m mad..)

You never have all her times, for she likes to work hard and also spent some spare times working for charity.(me and charity in one sentence??) You will see woman in this zodiac a
'Volunteer' for camp, and if she is in a high society, she will most likely be a president or a V.P. of a 'Club'. She is a romantic and artistic, but being poor and unstable is certainly not in her dreams. Her beautiful imaginations need to be realistic, for failure is not in her plan. (quite true lar)

A Goat always climb high, so either she start from a low point or a high point, she will make sure at the end she will have the best spot. She will not show her ambition, but she will show that she satisfy with herself now. Once you look back she already moved up again , quietly but sure. (hmm...no comment)

If she is your love one, be supportive and understand her. She is stubborn, but she will listen. She will act like a gentle fragile person,but in fact she can stick you down like a super glue without you knowing it. (haha...the last sentence kinda funny....yes, i;ll stick u down and nail u to the floor....gosh....wtf...hahaha)

Thank god,I have gas!!

Monday, March 23, 2009

23/3- Monday

Recently, I have been watching this show called the 'ellen degeneres show' a lot, like a few hours a day.....it's a talk show by ellen...and she's really really funny...

ellen

She's really really funny...and she makes all her viewers very happy too...
Here are some of her jokes that make lots of sense that i really really like:

1)"Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally you wouldn't say, thank God I have gas. "

2. "People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. "

3. "I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that."

4. "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it."

5. "In the beginning there was nothing. God said, “Let there be light!” And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."

6. "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. "

7. "Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. "

Very cute right? omg...i love her sense of humour...=)
oh, btw, she's gay and she's very cool...


on a more serious tone...i must say, my personal perception towards homosexuality has changed a lot ever since like when i was in secondary school...when i was younger, i get very very uncomfortable when i see gay couples holding hands in the shopping mall and stuff...but nowadays, i realise that i dont really mind about it anymore...well, ever since coming back from canada i guess...well, gays are very common in our society nowadays...and they are not very different from us...they are human also, and they have their right to love whoever they wanna love...and it's not our business to judge them...in fact, it's bloody rude to judge other ppl..and besides, i actually think that most gays and lesbians are very attractive/good looking...haha..strange but it;s true in my opinion...but i know some ppl still believe that homosexuality is wrong..especially in asia....bla bla bla...

oh yea, another gay actor i like:

Neil Patrick Harris

He acted in harold and kumar & how i met your mother...a really good actor and very very funny as well..=)

p/s: btw, my exam last saturday was kinda ok....i didnt have enough time to finish it...but it wasn't disastrous though...

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